the day i decided to ruin my own life
- me: i think i'll try this 'tumblr'
24 mother fucking hours until…
Hints of Sauron,
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Behind the Scenes.
fuck hans but also fuck hans, u feel?
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
I could have had the perfect body, but it was either that or bacon. I chose bacon.
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
What is Chandler Bing’s job?
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